Posts tagged conversation

Posted 2 years ago

Netiquette

Someone needs to teach people that it’s rude to text while you’re talking to someone haha. 

Posted 2 years ago
  1. Vivian: Haha, Joseph. You're awesome XD
  2. Me: Why?
  3. Vivian: You just are!
  4. Me: Then why am I single?! Darn couples coming to the singleton for advice.
  5. Vivian: haha, we should go out more.
  6. Me: Idk, I think my type of girl is probably a bookworm trapped in a library.
  7. Vivian: Let's go to the library then!
  8. Me: Lol oh yeah... checkin' out them library girls, hittin up the library scene. All the girls be like, "Who's the dashing guy with a psychology book? Is that an IQ of 130 I smell?"
  9. Vivian: Lmao
Posted 2 years ago

Fangirls: I will never understand

  1. Yvette: How do you feel knowing that I know what brand of underwear he wears?
  2. Me: Nothing really. I expected it.
  3. Yvette: Is it not creepy?
  4. Me: Oh, it's creepy, alright. But I still expected it.
  5. Yvette: I just feel knowledgeable. If I ever get him a present, I know what to get.
  6. Me: And that's why it's creepy. It's not so much that you know. Fangirls are glorified stalkers lol. But I accept you *pats*.
  7. Yvette: But it's not my fault his undies are peeking out! They even shop for pretty underwear on purpose in case they peek out. Of course, he'd pick grey to match his personality.
  8. Me: Bland?
  9. Yvette: NO!
Posted 3 years ago
  1. Stranger: Want some biscuits and groovy?
  2. You: no biscuits. extra groovy
  3. Stranger: How about a fruit that's a smoothie?
  4. You: I don't know, it might do bad things to my booty.
  5. Stranger: D:
  6. Stranger: It will make your butt all booty!
  7. Stranger: THAT WAS THE NEXT LINE
  8. Stranger: GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES.
  9. You: NO, WINSTON! YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE TRUTH! I AM YOU!.
  10. You: I'm also not a witch.
Posted 3 years ago

Oh life… T_T you give me such a hard time! *shakes fist* lol… Well in summary, the conversation ended with me laughing at myself for being scared and she told me not to be and I’m trying to figure out what to do with my crazy self.

Posted 3 years ago
Posted 3 years ago

Omegle Conversation #2

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: f or m?
You: m
Stranger: u horny?
You: r u?
Stranger: yes
You: m or f?
Stranger: ill give u a hint: ive got DDs
You: fat guy, got it.
Stranger: hahahahaha noo im a girl (:
You: haha, alright. well i’m not horny. so good luck finding someone <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.